Grad student trying to impress a date: Pigeon shit is the most toxic bird poop.
Date: How do you know that?!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/sundays-best.html
Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel
Grad student trying to impress a date: Pigeon shit is the most toxic bird poop.
Date: How do you know that?!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/sundays-best.html
Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel
Sorostitute #1: You can’t fail gym!
Sorostitute #2: Um, yes you can. I have a ‘U’ on my transcript in Swedish massage and yoga.
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Overheard by: rv
Vice president: We’re all like kind of educated or whatever…
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Overheard by: babygirl
Scrawny Jewish boy: I went to Hebrew school for seven years. I can kick anyone’s ass.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/thursday-update-extravaganza.html
Overheard by: smap
Blonde on cell: So I called her up and asked her why she was so mad at me, and she was like, ‘You called me, like, five hundred times when I was with Alan, and I think you’re a creepy stalker. And I talked about it with him and he thinks you’re a stalker, too.’ And I was like, ‘You really think I’m some sort of lesbian stalker?! Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed!’
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Overheard by: rv
Freshman girl #1: I met a boy in a kilt on Friday. I wish I would have had sex with him.
Freshman girl #2: Yeah, kilts are hot.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html
Overheard by: sorostitute
Nerd: Just think of how much money I saved over winter break by playing World of Warcraft — it was 10 dollars a month instead of paying for all the stuff I would have done had I gone out.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html
Overheard by: doug
Dude: Hey, man, do I have any more swastikas on my face? I tried to wash them all off…
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html
Overheard by: zak
Dude #1: So, we should do some sort of a school prank.
Dude #2: Wouldn’t it be cool if we poisoned all the acorns on campus and had all the squirrels eat them and die? Imagine — dead squirrels everywhere.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Enthusiastic law student: I love tiny spoons!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html
Overheard by: laura and matt
