Woman on phone: No dad, the Democratic congress is probably not affecting the cancer rate. No, a Democratic president will probably not make cancer rates worse.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/348841951/id-like-to-hear-his-theory.html
Overheard by: me!
Man, rolling down window after being cut off in traffic: Motherfucker, you're lucky I'm listening to Journey!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355849382/so-thats-the-secret.html
Overheard by: anyway you want it.
Pissy gay man: I don't like The Onion. They just make up all their stories. It's not the real news.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/334791663/have-you-seen-fox-news.html
Overheard by: that's sort of the point
Drunk man to girlfriend: So, it's like Swiss cheese, okay? All the women I've ever slept with are like Swiss cheese.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/325420800/aged-and-full-of-holes.html
Overheard by: wow, where do you pick up girls?
