Overheard in Minneapolis

And Don't Get Me Started About The Daily Show

Pissy gay man: I don't like The Onion. They just make up all their stories. It's not the real news.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/334791663/have-you-seen-fox-news.html

Overheard by: that's sort of the point

Drunk man to girlfriend: So, it's like Swiss cheese, okay? All the women I've ever slept with are like Swiss cheese.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/325420800/aged-and-full-of-holes.html

Overheard by: wow, where do you pick up girls?

Professor: As you can see, I don't take breaks. So if you have to go smoke a marijuana cigarette or go have sex in the bathroom, just go ahead.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/366027149/getting-more-than-just-an-education.html

Overheard by: see ya

Lady in late twenties to male companion: Where is my list of ugly people?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353043249/in-what-situation-would-that-list-be-useful.html

Overheard by: someone who would like to read that list