Guy: I decided I would do a little social experiment. So I went to the gas station and bought a chocolate muffin and sat down outside the door. Then this guy passed me, so I shoved the muffin in my mouth and started singing “What if God Was One of Us,” with little pieces of the muffin falling out of my mouth. It was great.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433048/call-it-a-social-experiment-if-that-makes-you-feel-better.html
Overheard by: julie
40-something suit: You know how sometimes you can love a dog so much it's, like, illegal?
40-something woman: (looks at him blankly)
40-something suit: You know? So that it's, like, illegal?
40-something woman, looking straight ahead: Umm, let's look at Halloween candy.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/438564745/calling-peta.html
Overheard by: I love my dog, but not that much
Girl on phone: Hey girl! I just got done lubricating my Rubik’s cube!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433045/gotta-call-it-something.html
Overheard by: momo
20-ish girl on cell: So, they said it’s not ringworm — it’s some kind of skin virus that looks like ringworm. And they said I’m really lucky because so far it’s only on my back and stomach, not, like, my whole body and face. The tests come back on Friday, but they said it’s probably really contagious. I just hope it goes away before my trip to Miami!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/lets_take_public_transporation.html
Overheard by: sooooo glad I didn’t sit next to her
Guy #1: You smell like urine.
Guy #2: Good!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/350891655/im-halfway-to-my-goal.html
Overheard by: time for a shower?
Guy cuddling his girlfriend: I’m lactating, lactating, lactating!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/last_time_he_answers_an_ad_for.html
Overheard by: quoi?
Six-year-old: My dad took me to this music festival. It was just a bunch of guys in the woods banging drums and making litter.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/and.html
Overheard by: litter machine
Woman: She’s 12 and she’s already having candlelight dinners!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/she_should_enjoy_them_while_th.html
Overheard by: girl in scrubs
Bimbette #1: What’s up with Katie?
Bimbette #2: She’s an emu. Emus cut themselves.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/she_would_if_she_could.html
Middle aged woman with grandchildren, at 11:30 am: I just took the kids out to breakfast and now I need to go home and have me a Jack Daniels.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/329259996/please-bring-me-with-you.html
Overheard by: Les
