Man #1: I hate the Middle East.
Man #2: Yeah. We should just nuke that island.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/324358535/i-love-geography.html
Overheard by: amazed and frightened
Man #1: I hate the Middle East.
Man #2: Yeah. We should just nuke that island.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/324358535/i-love-geography.html
Overheard by: amazed and frightened
Clarinet girl: I have, like, this fetish with office supplies, especially the electric stapler.
Friend: Oh my god! What?
Clarinet girl: Yeah, sometimes my roommate and I dance with it. And the boys above us creep at our window.
Friend: Oh… interesting.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/272573283/something-about-this-doesnt-seem-right.html
Overheard by: Glad I don't live near them… And glad I wasn't stuck with either of them as a roommate.
College guy #1: My penis is getting stronger!
College guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
College guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bushes now, and for a while I couldn't.
College guy #2: Niiiice!
(they high five)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278089/want-me-to-show-you.html
Overheard by: a lil.
Bearded college guy: I almost saw a high school girl's vagina today!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278090/thanks-for-bailing-me-out-by-the-way.html
Overheard by: a. lil
One of three bros, ordering a cake: And could you make it say, “Sorry we stole your car”?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/473032303/a-bottle-of-grey-goose-will-work-so-much-better.html
Overheard by: cake fixes all problems.
Man: I'm too old for overnight adventures.
Woman: You're too married.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/359834371/that-too-2.html
Overheard by: garage girl #1
Little boy to parents: Nuh-uhhh! I only got thrown up on that one time!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/youre_still_young.html
Overheard by: alexis
Cute, 20-something, professional woman: You know, sometimes I just really wish I knew what it's like to be slutty!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/461265411/turn-around-and-ask-someone.html
Overheard by: chino latino
African-American man on phone: Well, now, you just bring your hair… and you be on your way.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/405923160/left-it-in-my-other-purse.html
Overheard by: serial forgetter of hair
Man on cell: So, are we seeing a chick flick tonight? … Am I gonna get any play afterwards? … Sweet, I’ll see you later.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/this_is_what_romantic_comedies.html
