Really happy college chick: So many people will die. You know why? The demons are hungry. When you die they eat your soul. They’re hungry and they aren’t happy about it, so people have to die.
Route 16 bus
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/happy_souls_fill_their_appetit.html
Overheard by: wishing I had chosen a different seat
Nervous tattooed boy: I mean, your face is really really beautiful, though.
Bored pretty girl, nodding: Yeah, that's true.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/469668093/keep-going.html
Overheard by: invisiblepilot
Mother: Hey, you could get a job at Build-A-Bear.
Exasperated daughter: No I couldn't, they have to wear khaki pants and denim shirts.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/324349984/its-practically-oppression.html
Overheard by: what?s wrong with that?
20-something daughter: Mom, can you hand me the scissors?
Mom: Not right now, I'm doing Kegels.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/390186840/thats-not-safe.html
Overheard by: tara
Hobo #1: Man, you never even realize it — you start to watch The Price Is Right instead of filing your taxes, and then bam — you’re shitting in the park and wiping your ass with newspaper.
Hobo #2: Yeah, man. For me it was Cops.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/csi_will_be_my_fate.html
Teen girl on cell: Cuz you're not a lesbian fan, and I like lesbians. They're funny.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/329239609/their-traveling-lesbian-circus-is-the-best.html
Overheard by: um…
Wannabe hipster girl: I'm anorexic!
Wannabe hipster friend: No way!
Wannabe hipster girl: No, seriously! I'm anorexic since lunch.
Wannabe hipster friend: Okay.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365155795/well-maybe-after-this-blueberry-muffin.html
Overheard by: the actual hipsters were way more polite
Little girl to popsicle: And then I'm going to lick you and suck on you until you melt all over me.
Concerned mother: Kelly! I told you not to talk to popsicles!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/347772608/that-one-is-going-to-be-a-handful.html
Overheard by: Ian
Girl in debate to two guys at her table: But that doesn't make it gay. You're still having heterosexual sex, but you're just doing it next to yourself.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/376581637/theres-a-different-word-for-that.html
Overheard by: true
Lesbian: People eat testicles here, too?!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/what_do_you_mean_by_too.html
Overheard by: orly
