Spain

Asian native to man with whom she’s holding hands: How do I replace you?

Spain

Overheard by: emily

Man with sons and wife: We made good time. Only took an hour.
Wife, getting angry: Would you stop letting people know how ignorant you really are?
Man: So what? We did the Louvre in 45 minutes.

Reina Sofia Museum
Madrid
Spain

Overheard by: amy abes

Three-year-old to mom on bus: Mom, can you show me how to play my dvd?
Mom: Sure. Why are you asking me now?
Three-year-old: In case.
Mom: In case? In case of what?
Three-year-old, matter of factly: In case you die.

Madrid
Spain

Foreign student, in Spanish: When I woke up the next morning, my stomach was so sore. Of all the parts of me I thought would get sore after a night of debauchery, the stomach isn’t even in the top 10.

Rector Lopez Argueta
Granada, Andalusia
Spain

Overheard by: Kelly

American tourist to friends: I hope this park has shade and air conditioning.

Barcelona
Spain

Overheard by: Kate