This Is Still Lindsay Lohan's Most Functional Relationship to Date

Drunk lesbian to sober girlfriend: Aw, I wanna puke but I can't!
Sober girlfriend: I would punch you in the stomach if you wanted …that's how much I love you.
Drunk lesbian: Awww, that's sweet.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 31, 2019
Compliments, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Lesbos, Stomach, Violence, Washington

I’m Thinking, I’m Thinking!

Prof: Do you think that kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach was wrong?
Student: Ummmm… I’m not certain.
Prof: Do you think that what he did was a crime?
[Student pauses for nearly 30 seconds.]Student #2: Dude, he kicked a baby.

Seton Hall Law
Newark, New Jersey

Posted on May 26, 2017
Class, Crimes, New Jersey, Philosophy, Pregnancy, Questions, Stomach, Students, Teachers, Violence

Now We Both Feel Sick, Sir

American Government professor: And our second candidate for class president was born to a military family in 1990, which almost makes me sick to my stomach when I think about what I was doing in 1990. See, you could be my baby!

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on June 29, 2015
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, History, Politics, Stomach, Teachers

I Forgot You Vomit with Your Abdominal Muscles

Foreign student, in Spanish: When I woke up the next morning, my stomach was so sore. Of all the parts of me I thought would get sore after a night of debauchery, the stomach isn’t even in the top 10.

Rector Lopez Argueta
Granada, Andalusia
Spain

Overheard by: Kelly