12-year-old boy #1: I wouldn’t like to have two lesbian moms.
12-year-old boy #2: Why not?
12-year-old boy #1: Because they would be, like, overactive.
12-year-old boy #3: You’re totally right!
Mabo Secondary School
Brussels
Belgium
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…That Woman Is Fi Fie Foe Fine!
Crew member to friends: Oh, the gay cooks are nothing. I mean, yeah, they can have their feminine touches, but if you want real weird, you need Angela.
Friend: Angela? She sounds nice!
Crew member: She’s head of security. She’s two meters tall, and you need to take a step back before you can identify her as a woman.
Friend: Surely she’s not that ugly?
Crew member: Oh look, there she is.
Friend: Oh my god!
Gent Jazz festival
Belgium
Good Luck Explaining That to Non-Native Speakers
American college guy to friends: My mom told me I was pussy-whipped.
Brussels National Airport
Belgium
Overheard by: aja
Further Evidence That College Doesn’t Buy You Class
Dude #1, seeing sign reading “cum laude”: Look at that sign: cum load!
Dude #2: I was just going to say that!
Mol
Belgium
Ooh, and Some Scrambled Eggs!
Girl to friend: I’m going to order a pint. Or do we just want to split a pitcher?
Friend: I’m pregnant, remember?
Girl: Oh, yeah. But I thought you were planning to abort it?
Friend: I am. (sighs) Okay, let’s get a pitcher.
Bar
Zwankendamme
Belgium
