Oversexed frat boy at house party: Yeah! We’re gonna shoot ’em with our sperm cannons!
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Katie M
Oversexed frat boy at house party: Yeah! We’re gonna shoot ’em with our sperm cannons!
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Katie M
Canadian woman #1: And they found DNA in it.
Canadian woman #2: What?
Canadian woman #1: Sperm.
Canadian woman #2: What?! Again?! That’s it, I’m not eating there anymore.
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: Rachel
Concerned‐looking boyfriend: Yes, but it might not be kosher.
Indifferent Londoner girlfriend: I don’t think it’s an issue.
Concerned‐looking boyfriend: I dunno… If I eat pork… And you suck me off… Does that mean my cum is non‐kosher?
Indifferent Londoner girlfriend: Sweetie, I told you, I’m Jewish, but when it comes to jizz I just don’t care.
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Girl: Don’t have sex on the couch!
Guy: Why not? You can have sex on the couch, I don’t mind.
Girl: Mhh, you wouldn’t like that. I’m a fountain.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/17/shes-in-justin-timberlakes-new-music-video-for-climax-me-a-river/
Overheard by: aylmer
Man whispering into cell: But honey, I didn’t fuck her! I just came on her! … Hey, you want that Polynesian sauce they got here, right?
Chick‐fil‑A, Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Girl: I heard cum was high in protein, but it’s also high in calories.
Guy: Yes… It is also high in Vitamin D, iron, serotonin. Sadly, a woman’s body can hardly produce an equally useful food supplement.
Girl: … It produces babies!
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Male wedding‐goer to female wedding‐goer: Oh, you guys work here? Excellent! My sister’s husband, oh, I mean my brother‐in‐law, sells semen. Bull semen.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/367412831/you-know-in-case-youre-in-the-market.html
Overheard by: best pick‐up line ever
Man #1: You can fuck any part of the body if you have a sharp object close by.
Man #2: Just shut up and give me a beer.
Man #1: Seriously. Wouldn’t it be great if you were fucking someone’s ribs, and just as you came you punctured their lung, and with their last dying breath, it shot out their nose?
Man #2: Why are we friends?
Biddeford, Maine
Woman: I orgasmed here once.
Friend, cheerfully: Oh, I’ve done that several times!
James Brown Arena
Augusta, Georgia
Overheard by: Annissa
