Some of Which Also Wound Up on Her Thigh

Frat boy #1: … And it just came out on her thigh. He didn’t even get it in. Just wound up on her thigh.
Frat boy #2, mumbling: Dude! I hate when that happens.
Frat boy #1: What?!
Frat boy #2: I said I ate some chicken.

University of Alabama, Alabama

Overheard by: CB

Posted on April 4, 2026
Alabama, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Feelings, Food, Frat boy types

I Want the Human Race to Pack This Planet Like a Sausage

English professor: Just think of all the eggs that are wasted every time a woman doesn’t get pregnant… That’s what I do.

Montevallo, Alabama

Posted on March 26, 2026
Alabama, Cum, Default, Education, Euphemisms, Pregnancy, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Um, Are These Khakis on Sale?

Retail lady: He fucked me really hard last night. When I woke up all this liquid came out.

Banana Republic
Orange County, California

Posted on March 2, 2026
California, Cum, Employees, Etiquette, Stores, Weirdness, Women

And That’s Not Even Including the Millions of Unborn Babies

Girl to friend: I swear to god, if there is semen on my shirt, I will kill everyone.

College Park, Maryland

Overheard by: Tom and Laura

Posted on January 13, 2026
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, Murder, Sorority types, Threats

Donna, This Tastes Like You

Girl #1: Ew, this sushi is like jizz! Here, eat some so I’m not the only one.
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Come on, put it in your mouth. Just taste it. Just a little bit. I don’t want to be the only one!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/01/you-dont-even-want-to-try-the-terriyaki/

Overheard by:

Posted on November 3, 2025
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Food, Girls, Gripes, Overheard at McGill, Students

Many Girls Simply Take Refuge in Their Own Kind

Giggling coed looking at something in friend’s purse: Think you have enough of those?
Friend: I know it looks bad, but I’m terribly allergic to male sperm.

Durango, Colorado

Posted on September 13, 2025
Chicks, Colorado, Cum, Friends, Maladies, Questions

What Happens to Unemployed Meteorologists

Hobo, pointing to passerby: God is going to cum all over your face!

Westwood Village
Los Angeles, California

Posted on January 18, 2024
California, Cum, God, Hobos

And That’s How We Got Kicked Out of March of the Penguins

Nerd: She was like, ‘That’s so cute!’ and then I came all over her face!

Baylor University
Waco, Texas

Overheard by: kindaDisgusted

Posted on September 24, 2023
Cum, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gossip, Texas

I Think a Musical About the Nazis Has Been Done, Sir.

Professor to creative writing class: This is probably one of the smartest things I've ever stumbled upon in my life, so I shouldn't blow my load this early.

University of Wisconsin

Overheard by: Mixi

Posted on June 12, 2023
Class, Compare and contrast, Cum, Education, Students, Teachers, Wisconsin

…For Being So Gay.

Oversexed frat boy at house party: Yeah! We're gonna shoot 'em with our sperm cannons!

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Posted on February 4, 2022
Bragging, Cum, Frat boy types, Penis, Rhode Island, Stupidity, Violence

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