Hot chick: What the hell is egg nog?
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2005/11/tis-season-starbucks.html
Overheard by: eston
Hot chick: What the hell is egg nog?
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2005/11/tis-season-starbucks.html
Overheard by: eston
Girl #1: I hate being stalked over Facebook. They’re also creepy guys that I’m not interested in. They are just wasting their time and mine.
Girl #2: It can’t be that bad, can it?
Girl #1: You don’t understand — you’re not pretty like me.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2006/08/facebook-stalking.html
Overheard by: kolby
Woman #1: How do you spell ‘rarely’?
Woman #2: R-A-I-R-L-E-E… Here, maybe I should fill that out.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/rarely.html
Overheard by: office dog
Chick #1, perusing CDs: The Ramones? I’ve never really listened to them. Are they any good?
Chick #2: Oh, yeah, I listen to them all the time when I’m using my vibrator!
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/hot-for-ramones.html
Overheard by: chris
Guy #1: Let’s see Grindhouse.
Guy #2: What’s that about?
Guy #1: Jesus.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/04/because-kurt-russell-is-lord.html
Geek #1: I would totally do Chun-Li.
Geek #2: Dude, she’s a fictional video game character…
Geek #1: I don’t care, she’s smoking hot.
Geek #2: Whatever, she’s only 16-bit.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2006/05/16-bit-love.html
Overheard by: eric
Chick: Do I know you from somewhere?
Dude: Uh… maybe?
Chick: Didn’t you come to my Halloween party dressed as the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Dude: No.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/happy-halloween.html
Crazy man at bus stop in front of the Union: I’m a Nazi for sex, ya fuckin’ sluts.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/o-rly.html
Overheard by: gen
Chick to guy: Well, the joke’s on you, because I have syphilis.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/04/that-sucks.html
Overheard by:
Frat boy #1: I think I’m going to start doing cocaine instead of marijuana. I need to step it down a notch.
Frat boy #2: Uh, how is that stepping it down, exactly?
Frat boy #1: I dunno. I just think cocaine is more practical.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/steppin-it-down-notch.html
Overheard by: amy