Biotechs

But That’s What the Virus Wants!

Obnoxious chick: … And I was like, ‘Yo, get your STD blood off my shoe! You lick it off!’

DRT bus
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: freshman whisperer

Posted on October 10, 2014
Biotechs, Canadia, STDs

Usually before Naming Them

Boyfriend: I can’t believe you weren’t there for me when I had to put my dog to sleep!
Girlfriend: I’m sorry, honey. Where I come from, we eat our pets.

Grocery store
Union Lake, Michigan

Posted on August 20, 2014
Animals, Biotechs, Michigan, Names, Stores

Exactly Why I Like Being Her Friend

Biotech #1: God, is she being all depressed again?
Biotech #2: Yeah, you know how she is. She just needs a guy to pay attention to her.
Biotech #1: She just needs to stop being friends with girls who are hotter than she is.

Lawrence, Kansas

Posted on November 20, 2013
Advice, Biotechs, Kansas

Also Why I Didn’t Get That Modeling Contract

Girl: I got into the international university in Bremen, but they didn’t give me any scholarship money because I’m not Ethiopian and I eat dinner every night.

Washington, DC

Posted on November 10, 2013
Biotechs, Education, Gossip, Washington, DC

Like, One Containing a Central Venous Line

Middle-aged rich bitch on cell: I'll pay up to $300 for a hat I can't live without, you know?

Washington, DC

Posted on September 7, 2009
Biotechs, Clothes, Clothing, Money, On the phone, Shopping, Washington, DC

Maybe She's Good at It

Teenage girl #1: I don't understand how she has a boyfriend! She is so ugly!
Teenage girl #2: It's obviously because she puts out.
Teenage girl #1: So do I!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: I'll be your boyfriend

Posted on August 29, 2009
Australia, Beauty, Biotechs, Girls, Relationships, Sex, Teens