Man: You spunt all our money!
Woman: Fuck you! You spunt the money — that’s who spunt the money!
Wal‐Mart
Wichita, Kansas
Man: You spunt all our money!
Woman: Fuck you! You spunt the money — that’s who spunt the money!
Wal‐Mart
Wichita, Kansas
Man on cell: Maybe if I painted it white and drew a filter on it, she’d let me put it in her mouth.
Leavenworth, Kansas
Overheard by: Mark Smith
Small child entering restroom: Mom, why can’t we go to the boys’ room? Because I’ve got a girl with me?
Mom: You are a girl!
Sushi Restaurant
Kansas City, Kansas
Overheard by: zombie z
Art professor: Say goodbye to sex and violence and hello to boring allegories.
KSU
Manhattan, Kansas
Girl: I just started a new birth control this week.
Dad: Which one were you on before?
Girl: Ummm… Levitra.
Overland Park, Kansas
Tween girl on side of parade route, to old man on John Deere in parade: I think your tractor’s sexy.
Stilwell, Kansas
Overheard by: sarah
Drunk watching a pool game: You’re a retard!
Girl playing pool: I’m a retard? I’m not the one with chalk on my nipples!
Kansas
