Chick to friend: There’s that bitch Mona Lisa.
The Louvre
Paris
France
Chick to friend: There’s that bitch Mona Lisa.
The Louvre
Paris
France
Girl to friend: Why couldn’t we have lived in the ’60s so we could just take acid and have sex with whoever we wanted?
Bowling Green State University
Ohio
Girl #1: The school paper couldn’t use that picture.
Girl #2: Why not?
Girl #1: They said there were too many people in it.
Girl #2: We were in China!
Rider University
Lawrenceville, New Jersey
Woman: You know, I wish I was more superficial.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/07/substance-in-way.html
Overheard by: rich
Big black lady in checkout lane: This place is a hell of a lot better than Wal-Mart.
Companion: Tell me about it.
Big black lady: Last time I was in there, my blood pressure was, like, eight hundred over five hundred.
Companion: Mmm-hm.
Big black lady: I was seeing stars. Pretty colors, though. Man, I should not have seen cats.
Target, Woodruff Road
Greenville, South Carolina
Overheard by: amused cashier
10-year-old girl on broken bike: This is why I hate my life!
Campground
Ohio
Girl with squeaky shoes, to mom: Not only am I looking pudgy today, but these shoes keep making fart sounds! I’m wearing fart-shoes, and I hope you’re satisfied!
Kohl’s
Framingham, Massachusetts
Hoochie: I strategically wore a skirt and he didn’t even try anything!
West Campus
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Molly
Hobo to cardboard box that fell out of his cart: I hate you with a passion! A very strong passion! And a very strong hate…
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Lindsay
Girl in lunch line: Why are there fucking bamboo shoots in this stir fry? What do they think I am, a koala?!
Wellesley College
Wellesley, Massachusetts
