Montana

You're So Deep, Monica.

Coffee shop girl: A pig is, like, a monkey's best friend.

Missoula, Montana

Overheard by: Evan

Posted on September 25, 2010
Animals, Compare and contrast, Girls, Montana, Relationships

How Catholicism Works: Explained

Stoner: If I had a brother–and he and your sister got married– I would go over to their house all the time, and eat their food.

Great Falls, Montana

Posted on April 20, 2009
Default, Family ties, Food, Montana, Relationships, Stoners

Unless “Dinner”'s the Name Of That Call Girl

Young boy: Where's daddy?
Mother: He's at home. Hypothetically he's starting dinner right now.
Slightly older boy: That's unlikely.

Bus
Bozeman, Montana

Posted on February 3, 2009
Bus, Default, Family ties, Food, Guys, Kids, Moms, Montana, Questions, Women

Because at the Moment I'm a Good Dad

Voice across patio: So, I'm trying to be good mom, so I took the gonorrhea test. I'm all about the penis.

Billings, Montana

Posted on October 25, 2008
Default, Montana, Parenting, Penis, STDs

From What Your Dad Tells Me

Overenthusiastic principal: So, where’d ya guys go for lunch? Huh?
Jaded student (indicating Subway cup): I ate fresh.
Principal: Did you go the 6 inch route? Or the 12 inch?
Student: I, uhhh… 6.
Principal, grinning: Don’t worry, Shane* -I think you’re man enough to take a 12-inch.

Livingston, Montana

Posted on June 27, 2008
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Montana, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words