Montana

Woman to kids, after explaining the basic importance of voting: And remember… We always vote Republican because the Democrats are godless.

Voting Line
Bozeman, Montana

Overheard by: Justin

Coffee shop girl: A pig is, like, a monkey's best friend.

Missoula, Montana

Overheard by: Evan

Stoner: If I had a brother–and he and your sister got married– I would go over to their house all the time, and eat their food.

Great Falls, Montana

Young boy: Where's daddy?
Mother: He's at home. Hypothetically he's starting dinner right now.
Slightly older boy: That's unlikely.

Bus
Bozeman, Montana

Voice across patio: So, I'm trying to be good mom, so I took the gonorrhea test. I'm all about the penis.

Billings, Montana