Or, As in This Case, at Least Come Out Even

Girl #1: I'm so high.
Girl #2: Oh, I don't do that anymore, last time I was high I gave a two-hour blow job.
Girl #1: Oh my god, did a little piece of your soul die?
Girl #2 : Not really, Jesus Christ Superstar was on in the background.
Girl #1: Oh, well, musicals make everything better.
Girl #2: Definitely.

York, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Jess

Posted on September 11, 2008
BJs, Default, Drugs, Girls, Movies, Music, Pennsylvania, Questions, Time Management

But Then You Have to Live with It Haunting Your Dreams

Chick: You have never truly lived until you have been surrounded by drunk Welsh rugby fans singing I Touch Myself.

International Airport
Denver, Colorado

Posted on August 7, 2008
Airports & flights, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Drinking & drunks, Gripes, Music

Much Like Right Said Fred

Two-year-old boy: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt! So sexy!
Eight-year-old brother: He doesn't know what it means, he just does it for attention.

Canadia

Overheard by: Amused Babysitter

Posted on August 2, 2008
Canadia, Clothes, Default, Kids, Music, Siblings, Words

Music

Or, As in This Case, at Least Come Out Even

But Then You Have to Live with It Haunting Your Dreams

Much Like Right Said Fred