Girl on phone: Yeah, and your boobs hang out! It's weird!
College Station, Texas
Girl on phone: Yeah, and your boobs hang out! It's weird!
College Station, Texas
Extremely effeminate boy (taking deep breath): So…I think I am bi. (flips hair)
Blonde girl (flipping page in magazine, sounding bored): Hmmm. Are you?
Extremely effeminate boy: Yes! (flips hair) I am bi!
Blonde girl: Well, duh. You never stop checking out other guys!
Extremely effeminate boy: I'm not gay, though. My mom thought I was gay.
Blonde girl: I know you're not gay. (pause) For one thing, you are looking at my boobs right now.
Extremely effeminate boy: Oh. Right.
Blonde girl: You feel like stopping?
Extremely effeminate boy: …not particularly.
Washington Square Park
New York City, New York
Guy: Dude, his nipples are like as big as my pecs!
Girl: …people can hear you here.
Stamp Student Union
University of Maryland
