Nipples

Dude: Unless you can show me one big titted cat!

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

(outside Abercrombie & Fitch)
Little boy, pointing at picture of shirtless male model: Look mommy, nipples!
Mother: Yes, honey, nipples. We aren't supposed to be looking at nipples.

Rockaway Townsquare Mall
Rockaway Township, New Jersey

Overheard by: We Aren't?

Girl on phone: Yeah, and your boobs hang out! It's weird!

College Station, Texas