Nipples

One Has to Love One's Own Nipples First, I Suppose

Young boy: I just wish this bus would come so I can stop thinking about my nipples.

Bus Stop
England

Posted on June 13, 2021
England, Nipples, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes

Try Reading to Them or Something

Loud girl to friend: Calm your nipples, bitch!

Huntington, New York

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on April 5, 2021
Friends, Girls, Insults, New York, Nipples

Gay Marriage Should Be Legalized Just for the Ceremonies

20-something hot girl to friend: He tore off all his clothes, threw him on his back on the bar, then covered his nipples in whipped cream.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on February 17, 2021
Clothes, Colorado, Food, Girls, Nipples, Sex

Translation: They Rejected Me

Loud man on cell: Harvard is the crusty nipple of liberalism.

Colorado University
Denver, Colorado

Posted on January 1, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Nipples, On the phone, Philosophy, Politics, Words

Wolf Titties Are Hot This Year

Guy: It's not like he has one extra nipple… He has two.
Girl: He's like a rat!

Starbucks
Hollywood, California

Posted on August 3, 2020
Animals, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Nipples, Restaurants, Weirdness

Meet the Most Forgetful Woman in Dallas

Woman: I found the nipple! Crisis averted.

N. Bishop Avenue
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Faith

Posted on June 26, 2020
Health & Hygiene, Nipples, Texas, Threats, Women

And Now It’s Payback Time

Girl: Hey! That guy pierced my nipple on Friday!

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/get-him.html

Posted on May 15, 2020
Chicks, Gossip, Nipples, Overheard at Western

We'll Be Departing Just As Soon As These Pills Wear Off

Pilot over loudspeaker (riffing on harmonica): This is your captain speaking, (harmonica riff) Welcome aboard, (harmonica riff) Please fasten your seat belts. (harmonica riff) Or we won't be able to leave beautiful Atlanta, Georgia.
(does long, jazzy harmonica riff. Passengers applaud)
Pilot (in Elvis voice): Thank you very much.

American Airlines Flight
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on December 31, 2019
Airports & flights, Default, Georgia, Music, Nipples, Offers and requests, Pilots, Public transportation

…About the DVD Release Of Happy Feet

Man: My nipples are exploding with excitement!

Back Bay Station
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Me too

Posted on November 22, 2019
Default, Feelings, Guys, Massachusetts, Nipples, Public transportation, Weirdness

Did the Left One Ever Get Over That Cold?

Mid-twenties guy leaving voice mail: Hey baby, just calling to say hi. How are your boobs?

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/just-fine-thanks-and-yours.html

Overheard by: brickskeller

Posted on July 21, 2019
Default, Eavesdrop DC, Guys, Nipples, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality