Guy in courtyard: Areolas! Areolas! Areolas! Aaaareeeeoooolaaaas! Areolas! Areolas!
Voice from window: What the fuck?
Guy: Areolas!
Kent, Ohio
Teenage boy: Hey, James, don't you remember when you stuck Smarties down your shirt and rubbed them on your nipples?
On the Bus
Canadia
Overheard by: Kels
Hipster to boyfriend: There are certain places that you expect a woman's nipples to be, and hers were not in any of those places.
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Girl to another standing outside business office: So did you smack her titties?
College Building
Wisconsin
Male professor: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Female professor: Yes!
Male professor: That is neat.
Oaxaca
Mexico
Overheard by: entiendo
Professor: It's like pouring milk on the floor and putting your baby in it. Not as efficient as a nipple.
University of Vermont
Frat guy to others: I can't believe I puked all over her tits last night. I was so fucking drunk.
University District
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Yujin
Parking lot attendant on phone: Whenever I try to do that my nipples just get really stretched out.
Chapel Hill
University of North Carolina
Sociology professor: It takes a sociologist to take the fun out of jugs–but it's a living.
University of Montevallo
Montevallo, Alabama
Girl: My boyfriend sucked my nipples so hard that I started producing baby milk.
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