But I'm Half Gay So It's Acceptable, Right?

Extremely effeminate boy (taking deep breath): So…I think I am bi. (flips hair)
Blonde girl (flipping page in magazine, sounding bored): Hmmm. Are you?
Extremely effeminate boy: Yes! (flips hair) I am bi!
Blonde girl: Well, duh. You never stop checking out other guys!
Extremely effeminate boy: I'm not gay, though. My mom thought I was gay.
Blonde girl: I know you're not gay. (pause) For one thing, you are looking at my boobs right now.
Extremely effeminate boy: Oh. Right.
Blonde girl: You feel like stopping?
Extremely effeminate boy: …not particularly.

Washington Square Park
New York City, New York

Posted on October 3, 2026
Bi-curious, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, New York, Nipples, Questions, Sexuality

I'll Tell the World!

Guy: Dude, his nipples are like as big as my pecs!
Girl: …people can hear you here.

Stamp Student Union
University of Maryland

Posted on September 29, 2026
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Maryland, Nipples

It’s Almost a Great Title for a Country Song

20-something guy at baseball game: My nipples are bleeding because of her. She deserves it.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/309168160/what-is-payback-for-bloody-nipples.html

Overheard by: 5 rows up

Posted on June 1, 2026
Creepsters, Default, Guys, Nipples, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats, Violence, Weirdness, Wishes

Most of Life’s Problems Can Be Solved with a Pair of Tweezers and a Bottle of Wine

Emo guy to friends: He loves me. He wants my children. He says to me: “Andrew, let me have sex with you so I can have your children.” I would do it if I didn’t have hairy nipples.

Library
Plano, Texas

Posted on April 18, 2026
Default, Guys, Hair, Nipples, Pregnancy, Queers, Relationships, Sexuality, Texas, Wishes

As Explained in Survival of the Tittiest

Girl #1: This dress makes me look like a pregnant woman with small boobs.
Girl #2: Pregnant women can’t have small boobs. That’s like impossible. It’s, like, natural selection or something.

Boston University
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rebecca

Posted on April 11, 2026
Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Nipples, Pregnancy, Science

Something Just Expanded –Possibly My Awareness

Barista guy, gesturing toward mug of Sharpies: Are you aware that these markers cost ninety-nine cents each?
Barista chick: Are you aware that I want to get my nipples pierced?

Starbuck’s, Castro Street
Mountain View, California

Overheard by: touché