At Auditions for the Next Forced-Sterilization Poster Girl

Dining hall worker: When I got my nipples pierced I had an orgasm when the guy was doing the left one.
Student: Really? How did that happen?
Dining hall worker: When he clamped it I just told him to keep twisting that shit, and 20 minutes later I had an orgasm. It was a little Chinese man who did it…I bet his little uncircumcised dick was all bonered out and shit.

overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on October 4, 2022
Default, Employees, Nipples, Orgasm, Overheard at Yale, Penis, Students, Weirdness

I Told Them They Were “Perky” the Other Day, and They Sobbed and Called Me Cruel

(two guys peeing next to each other at the urinals)
Pretty boy #1: I think I have sensitive wrists.
Pretty boy #2: You have sensitive nipples!

Bowling Alley Bathroom
Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: Liz

Posted on June 8, 2022
Default, Friends, Gripes, Guys, Hands, Nipples, Ohio, Restroom

Who Doesn't Like Bill Murray?

Coworker at happy hour: It doesn't matter. I like food, I've got great boobs and people dig me.

Barristers Pub
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: JD

Posted on February 16, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Coworkers, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Missouri, Nipples, Sexuality

Then There Are the Brave Few Who Would Join Me on This Pole

Professor: Say that you were to walk into class, and I was wearing…a red thong.
(students laugh) I'm not done. I also have sequins on my nipples–and my hair is in a red Mohawk. Half of you would turn around and walk out. The other half would think, “Eh, I can always drop the class.”

Santa Rosa Junior College
Santa Rosa, California

Posted on January 29, 2022
California, Class, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Hair, Names, Nipples, Teachers

Nipples