Nurse: I didn’t know it yet, but I was saying ‘fuck’!
VA Medical Center
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Scut-monkey
Nurse: I didn’t know it yet, but I was saying ‘fuck’!
VA Medical Center
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Scut-monkey
Young black woman #1: What’s We Own the Night about?
Young black woman #2: One guy’s a cop, and his brother is a gangster or something.
Young black woman #1: Does it have black people in it or white people?
Young black woman #2: White people.
Young black woman #1: Let’s see something else.
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Jason Bourne
Dude #1: So, yeah — I woke up last night and I had cramps.
Dude #2: Like a girl?
Dude #1: Yeah, exactly like a girl. They were in that area… You know, that area near your penis but that’s also near your belly button. It has a lot of hair and skin. I dunno.
Dude #2: Whoa, you might have, like, an ovary or something.
Dude #1: I guess anything’s possible.
Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel
Woman: How would I know if you just found out?
Man, her fiancé: Well, shouldn’t you know before I know?
Woman: I never do that to myself — you do that for me!
Man: Well, it was all over my finger afterwards and under my nail — you must be on your visitor.
Woman: I didn’t know I was getting my visitor until you had some on your hand.
Man: Well, don’t you look inside yourself?! Go look inside yourself and tell me what you see!
Winking Lizard Tavern
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Guy: Amanda, you know how I always say people are dumb?
Amanda: [Blank stare.]Guy: You are totally ‘people.’
Columbus, Ohio
Chick, responding to example question: You can’t randomly choose which woman gets an abortion and which doesn’t!
Professor: Why not?
Chick: Because some women do want to give up their babies!
Professor: I don’t care! I’m a statistician!
Statistics class, Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel
Girl to friend: Why couldn’t we have lived in the ’60s so we could just take acid and have sex with whoever we wanted?
Bowling Green State University
Ohio
10-year-old girl on broken bike: This is why I hate my life!
Campground
Ohio
Girl #1: I know her. She’s a skank.
Mother: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. You can smell the hooker coming off of her.
Cambridge, Ohio
Meathead: That’s the type of woman I want to marry. I’ll bend her over, then we can have hairy Aryan babies and eat hummus together. God, what I wouldn’t do to her!
Pleased girl with him: You know, I’m really glad I decided to invite you instead of Joe!
Cedar Point
Sandusky, Ohio
Overheard by: Ckiska
