Thug #1: Man, it’s so hard to be in a relationship these days.
Thug #2: Yeah, my relationships die faster than those goldfish you win at a carnival.
Columbus, Ohio
Thug #1: Man, it’s so hard to be in a relationship these days.
Thug #2: Yeah, my relationships die faster than those goldfish you win at a carnival.
Columbus, Ohio
Female customer: I would never do anything with someone other than my boyfriend.
Male customer: You cheated on your husband!
Female customer: I wasn’t in love with my husband.
Visible Voice Books
Cleveland, Ohio
Club guy: You asked him if he has ever seen Dances with Wolves?
Club girl: Well, yeah. He’s Native American!
Club guy: That’s like asking a Jewish person if they have ever seen Fiddler on the Roof!
Ohio State University, High Street
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Tuition Wasted
Teacher on cell, grading papers: On the whole, these papers have been disappointingly good.
Columbus Airport
Ohio
Overheard by: confabulation Nation
Girl: Okay, what other weird noises have I made? … I queefed…
Boyfriend: I helped.
Athens, Ohio
Hipster boy: I mean, yeah, I’d buy it, but I would not have sex with it. I wouldn’t fuck it. I’d just buy it.
Oberlin, Ohio
Dad to two-year-old daughter, before dropping her off at daycare: What are you going to do with the other kids today? … You should teach them all to be cage-fighters!
Ada, Ohio
Overheard by: Marci
Hootchie at pool table: Believe me, there is nothing coming out of my vagina!
Jake’s Saloon
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: MoNkEyPoX
Mother quickly pulling young child along: You’ll just have to get used to having a hot mom, okay?
Great American Ballpark
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Joey-Poey
Daughter #1: Mom, do you remember when we were little and we met that little boy whose name was Chelsea?
Daughter #2: Who the hell would name their boy ‘Chelsea’?!
Mom: Well, they might have been oriental, you guys.
Columbus, Ohio
