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Girl to friend: Is that why you were screaming? I knew it was more than just fingering!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/gossip-girl-here-ive-got-skinny-on-some.html

Overheard by: Eavesdrop DC

Sunday school teacher (showing picture of Good Shepherd): Who can tell me who this is?
Kid: That's Jesus with the whacker!
Teacher (puzzled): You mean he takes the sheep out for a walk?
Kid (pointing to the shepherd's crook): No, when one of the sheep tries to get away from Jesus, he whacks them with it so they won't go!

http://overheardintheward.blogspot.com/

Man on cell: One needs to do two things: Read Tolstoy and watch Paris Hilton.

http://lefulelve.freeblog.hu/archives/2008/03/02/2981402/