Right After He Repairs My Cable Box

Woman #1: Dammmnnn girl! This metro so damn crowded!
Woman #2: Shit yeah! Too many people here.
Woman #1: Don't worry, Obama gonna take care of that.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/metro-yes-we-can.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on September 9, 2016
Gripes, Other sites, Politics, Public transportation, Weirdness, Women

In T9 for Two

Girl to friends in line for bathroom: That's going to be the next chapter of the book: Boys Who Text But Won't Have Sex!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/dont-blame-me-it-wasnt-my-turn-to-post.html

Overheard by: Eavesdrop DC

Posted on February 23, 2016
Books, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Names, Other sites, Sex

…Wouldn't You Agree, Herb?

Wholefood store employee: I don't know, just when you think the world couldn't get any worse, suddenly there's a basil crisis.

http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2006/07/quotebook-2006/

Overheard by: Raptor

Posted on December 29, 2015
Employees, Other sites, Philosophy, Weirdness, Words

In This Month's Cosmo: “How to Get Guys to Watch Chick Flicks”

Girl: Yeah, but he has a really nice penis. I like to play with it while we watch movies.

overheardattcnj.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ

Posted on December 4, 2014
Beauty, Compliments, Default, Girls, Movies, Other sites, Penis, Time Management

Now I’m Working on a Novel About Them

Suit on the Taipei subway: After I went home that day, I kept thinking about hemorrhoids.

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#8096816716191692834

Overheard by: Yugan

Posted on November 21, 2014
Ass, Fears, Maladies, Other sites, Suits, Taiwan, Train

Who Remembers Who Started It? The Important Thing Is We’re Going to Finish It

Five-year-old boy walking past deli: Awww… Why do they have to kill chickens?
Seven-year-old sister: Because the chicken is the natural enemy of man.

Maryland

Overheard by: Gary Lewis

Posted on September 23, 2014
Animals, Other sites, Philosophy, Should have used a condom

Doesn't That Make Me More Of a Lady?

Sewing machine shop customer #1: How often should I get my machine serviced?
Sewing machine shop customer #2: Gosh, I've never had my machine serviced!
Sewing machine shop owner: You are not a lady!

http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2011/06/quotebook-january-may-2011/

Overheard by: Raptor

Posted on July 2, 2011
Customers, Euphemisms, Gender issues, Other sites, Questions

Instead Of Silently Filming It, Like I Do Currently.

Guy to friend talking during movie: Dude, shut the fuck up! I'm gonna walk in while you're having sex and go, “aw, look, she's moaning!”

overheardattcnj.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ

Posted on May 31, 2011
Feelings, Guys, Other sites, Sex, Threats

As Seen in Little People, Big Bummer

Very tall boy on Taipei subway: You don't need to diet, you need to grow taller.
Very short girl: I would if I could.
Very tall boy: Do you want to go to the concert?
Very short girl: I don't go to concerts.
Very tall boy: Why not?
Very short girl: I can never see anything.

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2010_03_01_archive.html#7600786429606406051

Overheard by: Yugan Dali

Posted on June 6, 2010
Advice, Diet & weight, Girls, Guys, Other sites, Taiwan, Wishes

Fuck It, You Know What? I Did

Guy on cell: Did they sell their house? (pause) Ohhh, they couldn't sell the house! (pause) Yeah…that makes sense! Ain't nobody can't get credit now, ho! (pause) Wait, I didn't mean to call you a ho, grandma.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/

Posted on January 18, 2009
Default, Family ties, Guys, Insults, Other sites, Questions

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