Rack

Blonde: I wish we got graded on our bras. I would get an A. Get it?

www.overheardincomo.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Kelsey

Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need socks?
Mom: Yes.
Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need boxers?
Mom: Yes.
Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need a bra?
Mom: No.
Five-year-old girl: But he has boobs.

Dundee
Scotland

Overheard by: boredlaura

Student: Are breasts on the exam?
Professor: No, no, they’re not. Not because I don’t like breasts… I do… They’re just not on the exam.

Biology 102, Rutgers University
New Jersey

Overheard by: Marina

Teen girl to mom: … And that’s why I have a big boyfriend — because I have big tits.

Walmart
Georgia

60-ish woman looking in door: I thought you had to have some hooters to be able to work at one.

Hooters
Burbank, California

Girl, about hoochie: Wait a second, Angelica — I wanna stare at this girl’s boobs.

São Paulo
Brazil

Dude: Man, I’ve dated two chicks with fake boobs. I mean, what’s up with that?

GW party
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/why-would-i-be-leg-man-i-dont-need-legs.html

Lady, bumping into female cop in crowded elevator: Oh! Excuse me.
Female cop: Hey, if my boobs don't getcha, my ass will.

Justice Center
El Paso County, Colorado

20-something girl: Do you remember that guy last night?
Friend: Oh, him? Yeah, I think he motor-boated me.

Canisius College
Buffalo, New York

Bed, Bath and Beyoobies Stives to Be Inclusive

Crazy black guy, very loudly to himself: That's the factory where they make gay people, but I don't care, because that's also where they make boobies!

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: tom