The Devil Granted His Wish, But They Were Male Boobs

Drunk guy: It’s my birthday and I wanna hear some boobs clapping!

Davis, California

Overheard by: Liz

Posted on June 19, 2026
California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, Rack, Wishes

At Least Now Jimmy Hoffa Can Have a Decent Burial

Black woman on cell: I’m telling ya, they took everything out of my breasts. Every fucking thing’s gone.

Outside Fogg Art Museum
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Don’t want to know what.

Posted on November 19, 2025
Black people, Default, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, On the phone, Rack, Women

Bungee Boobs Are a Serious Problem in New Jersey

Teacher: It should be written in the dress code, ‘Girls with bouncy boobs need to cover them up.’ Seriously! These girls are one bounce away from getting tips!

Jackson Memorial High School
New Jersey

Overheard by: Diana

Posted on October 21, 2025
Advice, Default, Education, Gripes, New Jersey, Rack, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Don’t They Chafe Your Knees?

Buxom girl wearing strapless dress with no bra: I feel like my tits are really low. Do they look really low?

Van Housen Hall, Potsdam College
Potsdam, New York

Overheard by: minibab

Posted on March 10, 2025
Chicks, New York, Rack

To Understand, I Will Require Visual Aids

Blonde: I wish we got graded on our bras. I would get an A. Get it?

www.overheardincomo.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on February 6, 2025
Bimbettes, Overheard in Columbia, Rack

That Confusing Time in a Man’s Life When His Body Changes

Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need socks?
Mom: Yes.
Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need boxers?
Mom: Yes.
Five-year-old girl: Does Daddy need a bra?
Mom: No.
Five-year-old girl: But he has boobs.

Dundee
Scotland

Overheard by: boredlaura