Queers

Layer-wearing college student: We went to Ikea in a Zipcar, and some jerk had left all their Starbucks trash in the front seat.
Queer: You are such a trendy bitch I don't know whether to hug you or puke on your shoes.

Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: i'd go with puke

Queer #1: I remember you! Are you Jewish?
Queer #2: No! I'm from Charleston!

Gay Strip Club
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Oh, thank god!

Pissy gay man: I don't like The Onion. They just make up all their stories. It's not the real news.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/334791663/have-you-seen-fox-news.html

Overheard by: that's sort of the point

Girl to gay man: Well, if you're going to be a whore, be a classy whore!
Gay man: That's so hot.

Grand Junction, Colorado