Rack

Woman to another: But don't worry… I won't give up the boobie, and you can drive.

Bus
Chester, Pennsylvania

Nerd #1 to another: How do you write “dd” in hexadecimal again? I forget…
(they turn to look at fat woman walking by)
Nerd #2: I would not write a dissertation on her boobs. No way.

PATH Train
Hoboken, New Jersey

Overheard by: I wouldn't either

Mom with eight-month-old to other parents with small child: Yeah, I've already told his dad he's going to have to give him some sort of remedial breast lessons when he's older…he's bad with the boobies.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Raina