Dude: Man, I’ve dated two chicks with fake boobs. I mean, what’s up with that?
GW party
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/why-would-i-be-leg-man-i-dont-need-legs.html
Dude: Man, I’ve dated two chicks with fake boobs. I mean, what’s up with that?
GW party
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/why-would-i-be-leg-man-i-dont-need-legs.html
20-something girl: Do you remember that guy last night?
Friend: Oh, him? Yeah, I think he motor-boated me.
Canisius College
Buffalo, New York
Crazy black guy, very loudly to himself: That's the factory where they make gay people, but I don't care, because that's also where they make boobies!
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: tom
Guido to skinny guy on métro: So you weren't really grabbing her boobs. That's just following instructions. (pause) You were just being a team player, man.
Vendôme Métro
Montréal
Canadia
Dude: I wish all guys had boobs.
Girl: What?!
Dude: It’s so much more appropriate to grope a guy than a girl!
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
Girl on birth control: I think my boobs grew!
Friend, grabbing her boob: Really?!
Girl's boyfriend, slapping friend's hand away: Hey, hey, too long!
Jersey City, New Jersey
Chick: … So she said, ‘Hey, look over here,’ and then she opened her gown and, like, all I saw were these weird big boobs…
Maryland Institute College of Art
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Girl: Booze!
Masculine gay dude: Fuck, yeah. I just finally finished my antibiotics. I'm gonna go fall off a stripper stage into some tits or somethin'.
Straight friend: Uhhh.
Bangkok
Thailand
Boy: There are cleavages on the top of page 221.
High School
San Diego, California
