California

The Devil Granted His Wish, But They Were Male Boobs

Drunk guy: It’s my birthday and I wanna hear some boobs clapping!

Davis, California

Overheard by: Liz

Posted on July 20, 2008
California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, Rack, Wishes

I Come Here for the Food

Dumb girl: So what’s the difference between when the guy hits the ball and someone catches it and when someone hits the ball and no one catches it?
Boy: Absolutely nothing.

PETCO Park
San Diego, California

Posted on July 17, 2008
California, Default, Girls, Guys, Idiots, Stupidity, Tourist attractions

But I Need to Stop Collecting Them

Girl: I really don’t know why I have such an unhealthy obsession with lesbians.

Bakersfield, California

Posted on July 15, 2008
California, Creepsters, Default, Feelings, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness