Marine: So, things were going really well until he blew the tranny.
Twentynine Palms, California
Marine: So, things were going really well until he blew the tranny.
Twentynine Palms, California
Hobo, pointing to passerby: God is going to cum all over your face!
Westwood Village
Los Angeles, California
Bisexual girl: So, you wanna go out some time?
Chick: Um, I don’t swing that way when I’m sober.
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Dock worker #1: Well, personally, I prefer a nice, stiff rod.
Dock worker #2: Really, a stiff one?
Dock worker #3: I’ve got a stiff rod for you, motherfucker.
Dock worker #1: We’re talking about bass fishing here, asshole.
Safeway
Tracy, California
Overheard by: Ken Lane
Chick: What’s your background?
Girl with laptop: … Uh, I’m part Korean…
Chick: No, I meant on your computer.
Idyllwild, California
Chick to friend: Seriously, smell my face!
University Village
Riverside, California
60-ish woman looking in door: I thought you had to have some hooters to be able to work at one.
Hooters
Burbank, California
Latina: … And so she taught her nephews how to put condoms on by having them practice putting them on her vibrator!
Boy toy: What the fuck? How old are they?
Latina: Eleven.
UCLA, Charles E. Young Drive
Los Angeles, California
Very serious little boy to distracted mother: Do you know why I want a solar-powered light saber? Because it’s dangerous!
Southwest YMCA, Quito Avenue
Saratoga, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
Young suit: I need to get a new BlackBerry. I dropped my old one in a urinal. Well, I was wearing lederhosen, and they don’t have pockets.
San Jose Airport
California
Overheard by: Keren
