California

Woman in suede coat with shearling trim: They put greater value on a human life than on an animal's. Terrible.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogins

Miss Narcissus Suffers from Low Self-Esteem

Female office worker: Once I was at this club and there was a mirror across from me. Not only did I walk into it and break it accidentally, but before I did it, I remember looking at myself and saying, “Who is this bitch?” and then, crash. I talked shit about myself and then I broke the mirror.

Walnut Creek, California

Overheard by: trose

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California

Girl to friends: I got locked out of my house for being a whore.
Girl's friends: Yay!

San Diego, California

Girl #1: Oh my god, black guys have the biggest penises in the world.
Girl #2: No way!
Girl #1: Really, it was as big as my thigh.
Random lady sitting next to them: Oh my god, they are!

Los Angeles, California

Woman: Why does it smell like something's burning? Maybe it's my flesh…(sniffs hand) Nope!

Benicia, California

Overheard by: Liz

Energetic little boy: Can I punch him?
Harassed mom: You can punch him later.

Lake Arrowhead, California

(math test is interrupted by a loud construction drill in the next room).
Student: Oh my god, I can't take this test anymore! Can you tell them to stop, please?!
Teacher: Heh… At least there aren't bullets flying over your head.

Concord High School
California

Overheard by: When I was in Vietnam

Gay friend: I wish him the best in all his endeavors, and whatever his life is like now… But I hope he gets shot when he comes out here to Mardi Gras.

San Diego, California

Guy #1: You’re beautiful… you’re beautiful.
Guy #2: No… but I’m not fuckable beautiful!

University of California, San Diego

Overheard by: whoa mango