Class

That's Your Analogy for Everything

Teacher: So this equation is like a machine. You substitute “n” for “-5” and it gives you the product. It's like a sausage-making machine…

Math Class
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on September 10, 2008
Canadia, Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Science, Teachers

The Thin Line Between Wine Appreciation and Drunken Debauchery

Professor to class (during tasting session): Anybody getting any wood on this one?

Wine Appreciation 101
University of Houston, Texas

Posted on September 7, 2008
Class, Default, Erections, Questions, Teachers, Texas, Words

Bestiality Baaaad!

Art history professor: Those long ship voyages… you're looking at the sheep, the sheep's looking back at you, and “hey!”

Allegheny College
Meadville, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 10, 2008
Class, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Teachers, Words

Orgasm-Faking Deceivers, the Lot of You!

Professor, during a discussion about Lear’s daughters in King Lear: well, don’t you guys ever lie?
(class stays silent)
Professor: You all lie, especially the girls.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on July 16, 2008
Canadia, Class, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Gender issues, Lies, Questions, Teachers

I Normally Give More Than Three “A”s

Professor: The dew line -by the way, any Rush fans in here?
(three or four raise hands in a class of 200)
Professor: Only three? That’s a sad state of affairs.

Canadian History Lecture
University of Toronto
Canadia

Posted on July 11, 2008
Canadia, Class, Default, Education, Music, Questions, Teachers