Or the Other Couple

Professor: So my kid walked in on us last night…
Student in class: Well, you gave them the talk, why not say you were wrestling or something?
Professor: Well, I have no way to explain the handcuffs.

Penn State
Altoona, Pennsylvania

Posted on February 26, 2009
Class, Default, Kids, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers, Toys

Without Protection

Professor: Everyone always thinks the answer is penetrance. Just let me say this right here, right now: I don't want to see any penetrance in this class. Learn it, but don't do it.

Genetics Lecture
Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana

Posted on February 5, 2009
Advice, Class, Default, Education, Indiana, Teachers, Words

Let's Hope It's Either Biology Class Or Comparative Media Studies

Professor, noticing student's t-shirt: What is that?
Student: A gorilla and a shark high fiving in front of an explosion.
Professor: I'm going to work that into discussion somehow.

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on February 4, 2009
Animals, Class, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

…Ashlee Simpson Will Never Get Her Credibility Back

Student: Would it be possible for the situation to be reversed?
Professor: Well… (talks in circles for 5 minutes) So I will say yes, but the answer is no.

Graduate Classroom
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 20, 2009
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

Are Those The Only Choices?

Professor to class, after licking her finger and cleaning the board with it: Do you guys think thats gross? Or hot?

University of Massachusetts

Posted on December 27, 2008
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Massachusetts, Questions, Sexuality, Teachers, Women

Tonight's Movie: Eyes Wide Shut

Middle aged, balding psych professor disproving “empty nest” theory: Now, when you leave the house your parents are free to run around the house naked, and fuck on the kitchen table! (pauses) Your parents like to have sex!

Psychology Class, Youngstown State University
Ohio

Overheard by: Carmen

Posted on November 24, 2008
Class, Default, Education, Family ties, Feelings, Ohio, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

From Now On, All Lectures Will Be Given by the TA.

Professor, talking about Meatless Tuesdays during WWI: And what would not eating meat save?
Genius (excitedly): Bullets!
Professor: Um, no.
Genius: By not having to shoot the animals.

History Class, Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia

Overheard by: be CNU

Posted on November 16, 2008
Class, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, History, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Virginia

Some Porn Writing Is Better Than Others

Professor: So, to calculate the unemployment rate, we whack off…

Intro to Macroeconomics Class
USC, California

Posted on November 10, 2008
California, Class, Default, Education, Masturbation, Teachers

…Who Never Invite Me to Your Parties

Professor, discussing the concept of virtue in literature: Today, when you hear the word “virtue”, you just kind of laugh. And that's because your souls are all festering masses of corruption.

Literary Theory Class
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: Reb

Posted on October 14, 2008
Canadia, Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

What Santa Does the Other 364 Days a Year

Guy #1, standing in front of classroom: So he walked up to me and was like, “Dude, do you want a donut?” and of course I was like, “yeah.”
Guy #2: Well, yeah. I love donuts too.
Guy #1: So then he whips out this trash bag and it's filled to the top with donuts. So I took this one off the top and started eating it, and then I realized, dude! Where the hell did you get a trash bag full of donuts?
Guy #2: Woah. Where'd he go?!

Hanover, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Emmeline

Posted on September 17, 2008
Class, Default, Food, Guys, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Questions