Moms

Mother quickly pulling young child along: You’ll just have to get used to having a hot mom, okay?

Great American Ballpark
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Joey-Poey

Little boy: Mommy, why do they have Halloween candy out already?
Mother: That’s for people who are more organized than us.

Rochester, Minnesota

Trendy mother to three-year-old girl: No, tequila isn’t sex. Tequila is tequila.

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Daughter #1: Mom, do you remember when we were little and we met that little boy whose name was Chelsea?
Daughter #2: Who the hell would name their boy ‘Chelsea’?!
Mom: Well, they might have been oriental, you guys.

Columbus, Ohio

Trailer trash mom to bow-legged child: Stop walkin’ like you got turds!

All Star Movies Resort, Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: Stitch Fan

Mother to misbehaving five-year-old: Knock it off! I just got you a pedicure!

Forever 21
Lynnwood, Washington

Little girl in bathroom: But Mommy, I’m working on a really big poop!
Embarrassed mother: Honey, everyone in the bathroom does not need to hear that!

Boston Pizza, 50th Street
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Mom: This is ridiculous! Why are you crying?
Wailing four-year-old: Because I have no reason left to live!

701 Russell Avenue
Gaithersburg, Maryland

Mom to little boy: Son, come get in this car right now and I’ll give you your glue…

Annapolis Mall
Maryland

Overheard by: Lila K

Kid: Hey, where does the line start?
Mom: All the way over there.
Kid: Dear God. My glasses have fooled me yet again!

Kohl’s
Howell, New Jersey