Dutch employee: Well, I don’t like your American style and I don’t like your American way, and I don’t want to speak English anymore [walks off].
American chick, to colleagues: Keep that bitch away from me or she’s dead.
Major bank
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Guy: Dude, I think my roommate.
Leiden University
The Netherlands
Overheard by: Billy the Bootlegger
Queer to fag hag: I’m so hungry I could eat your pussy.
Restaurant de Anton
Netherlands
Sleazy 40-something drunk, pointing and laughing at embarrassed 20-something: And then he got poo all over his knob!
20-something: For fuck's sake dad! Shut up!
Red Light District
Amsterdam
Overheard by: Bleep
American dude: Approximately 90% of the wheat bread in the world is consumed by homosexuals.
Outdoor Cafe
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Overheard by: Ladle
Hipster girl: Haha, that presentation we did in class was kinda strange…
Dude: Yeah, I know, but I just had to say ‘porn.’
Dalseweg
Nijmegen
Holland
Nerd: Someone has the same couch from IKEA as I do… And they have abandoned it in the street!
Amsterdam
Netherlands
