Girl: But, I mean, he was in my lower intestine. I just can’t get past that.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/weekend-roundup.html
Overheard by: benji
Girl: But, I mean, he was in my lower intestine. I just can’t get past that.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/weekend-roundup.html
Overheard by: benji
Frat boy #1: Dude, look at how much air there is in this room.
Frat boy #2: Dude, what if they charged money for, like, air?
Frat boy #1: Dude, I wouldn’t care — I’m not that fat… Dude, don’t you ever just want to, like, throw a knife up in the air above a crowd of people and, like, see what happens?
Frat boy #2: Totally.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-3-last.html
Overheard by: doppelganger
Drunk guy with pink hat: You guys should totally use chop sticks — it’s so pussy not to.
Hippie, light-heartedly: We’re trying to save some trees.
Drunk guy with pink hat: Do you have any idea how many geese I killed today? 12.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/computer-back-sun-resolved-everyone.html
Overheard by: hearing aid
Student: Is ‘too’ an adverb?
English professor: Why do you care?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: maria
Drunk guy: Can I get a pack of cigarettes?
Trucker: Can I see some ID?
Drunk guy: Which one? 21 or 19?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-3-last.html
Overheard by: jack
Frisbee boy #1: This is what war should be: They should give everyone one Frisbees with razor blades on them and send them into battle.
Frisbee boy #2: You know, you’re not going to make a very good physicist if that’s your contribution to modern warfare.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/classes-done.html
Overheard by: charlie
Sorority pledge #1 walking in on another: Oh my god, I’m so sorry! Don’t worry, I didn’t see anything.
Sorority pledge #2: Haha, it’s okay, I don’t care — I have a thong on.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: victoria’s true secret
Girl on cell: Well, I don’t care if they kill fucking humans; just don’t fucking kill the worms!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html
Overheard by: hearstoomuch
Drunk girl, screaming: I’ve got rules! Rule number one: Jerry is a pussy! Rule number two: Jerry is a pussy! Rule number three: … Um, I forgot where I was going with this.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html
Overheard by: lola
Loud girl on cell: I dunno… I mean, it takes a lot for someone to make out with you after you’ve been puking.
Outside Goldwin Smith Hall
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html
