The Key to Fame Is Setting Yourself Apart

Guy on cell: Oh, so you’re the one who likes horseshoe crabs!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/sundays-suck.html

Overheard by: patricia

Posted on October 3, 2017
Gossip, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

Then You’ll Hate Gay-Porn Method Acting

Chick: I don’t like processes… and anal things.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-more-more.html

Overheard by: twombly

Posted on April 26, 2017
Chicks, Overheard at Cornell, Philosophy

We Can Dispense with Talking

Frat boy #1: Dude, if I buy anal lube can I call you ‘Baby’?
Frat boy #2: No… You’ve bought anal lubricant before, right?
Frat boy #1: Yeah.
Frat boy #2: Yeah, that’s what I’m saying — we’re experienced.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html

Overheard by: the ear

Posted on September 22, 2016
Backdoor, Frat boy types, Overheard at Cornell

I Knew You Didn’t Have Mono Last Year

Grad student trying to impress a date: Pigeon shit is the most toxic bird poop.
Date: How do you know that?!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/sundays-best.html

Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel

Posted on March 8, 2016
Birds, Overheard at Cornell, Poop, Students

I Knew I Should Have Signed Up for Praying Mantis Kung Fu!

Sorostitute #1: You can’t fail gym!
Sorostitute #2: Um, yes you can. I have a ‘U’ on my transcript in Swedish massage and yoga.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: rv

Posted on February 28, 2016
Bimbettes, Education, Overheard at Cornell

Except for Britney Over There

Vice president: We’re all like kind of educated or whatever…

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: babygirl

Posted on January 31, 2016
Bragging, Idiots, Overheard at Cornell

Big Fish in a Little Pond

Scrawny Jewish boy: I went to Hebrew school for seven years. I can kick anyone’s ass.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/thursday-update-extravaganza.html

Overheard by: smap

Posted on January 18, 2016
Jews, Overheard at Cornell, Threats

Can We Meet to Talk about This?

Blonde on cell: So I called her up and asked her why she was so mad at me, and she was like, ‘You called me, like, five hundred times when I was with Alan, and I think you’re a creepy stalker. And I talked about it with him and he thinks you’re a stalker, too.’ And I was like, ‘You really think I’m some sort of lesbian stalker?! Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed!’

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: rv

Posted on October 24, 2015
On the phone, Overheard at Cornell, Sexuality

Well, You’ll Be Ready Next Time

Freshman girl #1: I met a boy in a kilt on Friday. I wish I would have had sex with him.
Freshman girl #2: Yeah, kilts are hot.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html

Overheard by: sorostitute

Posted on August 13, 2015
Chicks, Fashion, Overheard at Cornell

Life Avoidance Is Fairly Inexpensive

Nerd: Just think of how much money I saved over winter break by playing World of Warcraft — it was 10 dollars a month instead of paying for all the stuff I would have done had I gone out.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html

Overheard by: doug

Posted on August 11, 2015
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Games, Overheard at Cornell

Overheard at Cornell