Tennessee

On the Other Hand, If I Don't Make Out with Him, the Terrorists Win

Roommate: I am afraid that if I make out with him, he'll think that I'm an Iraqi.

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: Possibly…

Posted on November 6, 2008
Default, Fears, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Tennessee

Eli Whitney: I Swear, Sir, That Was Never My Intention!

Drunk college girl: She doesn't use tampons because she doesn't want anything up there except her husband's dick? So, if she used tampons she'd be like, “Oh, I'm sorry honey, I lost my virginity to a cotton stick?” What a retard!

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on October 17, 2008
Default, Drunks, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Penis, Relationships, Sorority types, Stupidity, Tennessee

I'll Bet Oscar the Grouch Would Be Into Flogging

Drunk girl to friends: Dave and I were talking about which Muppet is hottest. I said the Count. He says Cookie Monster.
Dave: The Count would count every thrust! One… Hahaha… Two… Hahaha…
Drunk girl: But the Cookie Monster would get crumbs in the bed!

Downtown Grill and Brewery
Knoxville, Tennessee

Posted on September 11, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Restaurants, Tennessee, TV shows

In the Sense That I Won’t Do the Reading Anyway

Spacey English major: So… he’s a queer writer, right?
Surprised teaching assistant: No. He’s just Jewish American.
Spacey English major: Oh, same thing.

University of Tennessee
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on July 26, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Insults, Religion, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Tennessee