Tennessee

It’s Like Having a Principle, Only Easier

Granola guy: Yeah man, Ron Paul is awesome! He, like, votes no on everything.

Bonnaroo Festival
Manchester, Tennessee

Posted on May 14, 2021
Compliments, Feelings, Guys, Hippies, Politics, Tennessee, Whiteys

When Aunt Jemima Eats Burritos, Everyone Knows It.

Churchgoer to another: Did you fart? Something smells like buttermilk.

Methodist Church
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Nick

Posted on May 4, 2021
Burping & farting, Compare and contrast, Food, Sensory experiences, Strangers, Tennessee

In Other Words, It's Like Being Molested

Happy teacher: Welcome to creative writing class. This class is like us taking a hot bath. Together. With candles.

Harpeth Hall School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on October 7, 2020
Default, Education, Health & Hygiene, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Tennessee, Weirdness

All Teachers Want Is to Fit in

Student: Hey bruh, can I ansuh?!
Teacher: Yeah, sure… Wait, what did you call me?
Student: Bruh?
Teacher, grining: That made my day!

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on September 3, 2020
Education, Names, Questions, Students, Teachers, Tennessee

A New Grammar Book by Tyra Banks

Drunk girl in bar: Dammit, bitch! Talk legible!

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: James

Posted on August 8, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Drunks, Girls, Insults, Language barrier, Tennessee

Typhoid Mary Was Also an Avid Bowler

Woman at table dining with friend: I mean, I love infectious diseases, don’t get me wrong, but that’s not my life.

Red Restaurant
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: kyndgrrl

Posted on July 9, 2020
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Ladies who lunch, Maladies, Restaurants, Tennessee, Threats, Weirdness

I'm Glad You Recognize It As an Inevitability

Wife: Would you still love me if I peed my pants?
Husband: Yep.
Wife: Would you still love me if I shit my pants?
Husband: We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on May 19, 2020
Feelings, Hubbies, Pee, Poop, Questions, Relationships, Tennessee

Just Because Of the Short-Shorts and Rollerskates?

Curious brunette: Hey, is that casting agent friend of yours gay?
Exasperated brunette: No! That's the guy I sleep with sometimes. Why does everyone keep asking me that?

Rosepepper Cantina
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Amy Rose

Posted on April 29, 2020
Bimbettes, Questions, Restaurants, Sex, Sexuality, Tennessee

…Where No One Knows My Identity.

Guy to friends: I use condoms in town, but skeet out of town.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Eve's dropper

Posted on February 11, 2020
Compare and contrast, Condoms, Friends, Guys, Tennessee

The Hamburglar Deserves Everything He Gets

Teenage girl to another: So you can do it! You are going to go there, have sex with him, and I am going to tickle it out of you!

McDonald’s
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 29, 2019
Girls, Gossip, McDonald's, Offers and requests, Sex, Teens, Tennessee