US Geography

Like All Those Silly Little Hate Crimes

Suit on cell: That's why I love Alabama. It's really hard to get arrested for doing stupid stuff.

Fort Leavenworth, Kansas

Posted on September 23, 2008
Crimes, Default, On the phone, Suits, US Geography

There's Been a Lot of Tortured Reasoning About That in the U.S.

Genuinely confused girlfriend: Here's the thing I don't get about Guantanamo Bay…is it an actual place?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: MoMo

Posted on September 17, 2008
Canadia, Default, Girls, Politics, Questions, Stupidity, US Geography

Isn't That the Title of a Kanye West Song?

Man in mall: Excuse me, where can I hail a taxi?
Mall employee: This is Vermont, dude.
Man in mall: There has to be taxis. There are roads, aren't they?
Mall employee: Nope, no taxis. But lots of guns.

Rutland, Vermont

Overheard by: MeggerzDotCom

Posted on September 13, 2008
Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Malls, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, US Geography, Vermont, Violence

I'm Widely Studied on the Local Pleather and Acrylic-Nail Rituals

Long Island girl being interviewed: …my physical goals, well, I want to keep going to the gym, keep eating healthy, not smoking. My personal goals, one is that I really want to travel. Like this weekend I'm going to New Jersey for a wedding.

Starbucks
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Queens girl

Posted on August 31, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, New York, Stupidity, US Geography