US Geography

He's Really More Of a Northerner

Crazy man #1: Are you from Mexico or Switzerland?
Crazy man #2: I am from Georgia! From the mountains.
Crazy man #1: North Georgia?
Crazy man #2: No, the mountains.
Crazy man #1: Are you friends with Santa Claus?
Crazy man #2: No, me and Santa don't get along.

Marta Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on April 27, 2009
Crazies, Default, Geography, Georgia, Guys, Questions, Santa Claus, Train, US Geography

Like All Those Silly Little Hate Crimes

Suit on cell: That's why I love Alabama. It's really hard to get arrested for doing stupid stuff.

Fort Leavenworth, Kansas

Posted on September 23, 2008
Crimes, Default, On the phone, Suits, US Geography

There's Been a Lot of Tortured Reasoning About That in the U.S.

Genuinely confused girlfriend: Here's the thing I don't get about Guantanamo Bay…is it an actual place?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: MoMo

Posted on September 17, 2008
Canadia, Default, Girls, Politics, Questions, Stupidity, US Geography

Isn't That the Title of a Kanye West Song?

Man in mall: Excuse me, where can I hail a taxi?
Mall employee: This is Vermont, dude.
Man in mall: There has to be taxis. There are roads, aren't they?
Mall employee: Nope, no taxis. But lots of guns.

Rutland, Vermont

Overheard by: MeggerzDotCom

Posted on September 13, 2008
Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Malls, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, US Geography, Vermont, Violence