Girl #1: So do you have any friends who are total disasters like us, who would want to go to Vegas that weekend?
Girl #2: I have a friend who's getting an abortion next week.
Girl #1: Oh, good, so she'll be good to go by then.
Bar
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Orkide
Professor: Many theaters are located in New York's East Village, located in the northwestern part of Manhattan.
OSU Theatre Class
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel Jane
Girl: Do you know how much inflow comes from the Colorado River?
Professor: Ummmm…yeah. I do, actually. (doesn't answer question).
UC Berkeley
California
Overheard by: not telling either
Man on cell: Did I say Boston? I'm sorry, I was just in Boston, that's why I said that. Atlanta, I'm in Atlanta right now.
Beacon Hill Starbucks
Boston, Massachusetts
Man: Chicago is not one of the 49 states.
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: Vanessa
Girl #1: No, dude, I never knew New Jersey was in New York!
Girl #2: Yeah… I didn't even know New Jersey was a city!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/03/which-is-in-new-england-no-thats-all-wrong-im-certain-we-must-have-been-changed-for-new-rez-girls/
Overheard by: Ian
GameStop employee #1: No, dude, I swear, Puerto Rico was the 48th state.
GameStop employee #2: No it's not, dummy! Puerto Rico is not the 48th state. It was the 49th!
GameStop employee #1: Well, why don't I just look it up on my cell phone, I bet I'll prove you wrong. How do you spell “Puerto Rico”?
GameStop employee #2: P-o-r-t-o R-e-e-c-o?
Fleming Island, Florida
Blonde bimbo: So what part of New York are you from?
Brunette: Manhattan.
Blonde bimbo: Like where is that in New York?
Maine
Teacher to students: And then you thought we were going to an imaginary place…but it was Louisiana!
High School English Class
Sweden
Overheard by: It was real?
Teacher: Who lived at Monticello?
Student: Darth Vader!
History Classroom
Idaho
