Uterus

Teen girl: I know! It’s the same with my uterus. I just want to rip it out sometimes.

Covington, Washington

Overheard by: Trevor

EMS instructor, about female reproductive system: Backing away from this now… We don't want to get too deep into it.

Bergen County SMS Academy
New Jersey

Overheard by: Emt student

Husband, while driving: Wow, look at those cool clouds over there.
Wife: Where? Oh, those, the one that looks like it is going up?
Husband: Yeah.
Wife, after long pause: That one looks like a uterus.

Michigan

Overheard by: T

Woman (talking on the phone about a friend): She's happy as a clam since she had her uterus removed…
Husband (in the background): Happy as a clam without a uterus.
Woman: (glaring at him, keeps talking)
Husband: Happy as a clam without a uterus!

Dresden, New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.