Dude: … And I said, ‘Stop hitting me — I just shaved my knees!’
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/04/thats-why-im-hitting-you.html
Dude: … And I said, ‘Stop hitting me — I just shaved my knees!’
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/04/thats-why-im-hitting-you.html
Girl to guy : Stop raping my bellybutton! If I wanted you to rape it, I’d let you!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/06/theres-nothing-classier-than-rape-jokes.html
Tech enthusiast: Wait, did you say ‘cyber sex’?
Dude: No — cyborg sex.
Tech enthusiast: Cyborg sex? That’s even better!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/03/resistance-is-futile.html
Frat boy: So, the prof walked into class and he looked right at me and he said, ‘Drew*, your right testicle is hanging out.’ That’s how he started the class!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/01/ballsy.html
Panhandler: Do you have any change? I need money. My old lady kicked me out. I need money for a penis… reduction… It’s too big, and she kicked me out. She said not to come back until–
Man: –No.
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2006/06/no-i-dont-want-to-see-it.html
Pink-haired teen: You've never been on the bus before? Oh my god, we totally stole your bus virginity!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/04/does-that-make-you-busslut.html
Overheard by: 66
Drunk golfer #1: Hey, he’s the guy who said he checks out his cousin’s ass!
Drunk golfer #2: I do not! … She’s totally hot! Seriously, she’s a fitness model!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/05/its-not-illegal-just-taboo.html
Overheard by:
Man: Did I ever tell you about the time that a tick got stuck under the foreskin of my friend’s penis?
Port-A-Potty
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/02/tick-talk.html
