Brazil

Hot girl: It’s great to go out with new people. My friends and I are in a conversation slump — we realized that all our conversations ended up in stories about drugs or sex, so we said, ‘Let’s be normal, you know, and talk about women and football!’ So we ended up talking about all the transvestites we know and about synchronized swimming.

Bar 13
São Paulo
Brazil

Hobo: Look, the pope!
Man: Like I’m going to fall for that!
Hobo, minutes later: Look, Batman! [Man turns and looks.]

Week the pope is in town
São Paulo
Brazil

Woman to herself: I love the smell of the subway!
Passerby: You know it’s primarily piss, right?

Consolação subway
São Paulo
Brazil

Mom: So, how long are you going away with those people?
Daughter: The whole weekend. The whole fucking weekend with those morons!
Mom, reflecting: God… We’ll need to buy you a lot of booze.

São Paulo
Brazil

Little boy: I have the power of microbes! [Evil laugh.]

Liberdade
São Paulo
Brazil

Hot lesbo #1: I wanna have your babies.
Hot lesbo #2: I wanna eat your babies.
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna eat your hair.

Piola Bar
São Paulo
Brazil

Overheard by: touché

Fashionista: Why are you so late?
Queer in hat: I ran out of money and had to give the cabbie a blowjob to pay the fare.
Fashionista: Oh my god! Really?!
Queer in hat: No. I had a hair emergency… But wasn’t that a much better answer?

Ellus fashion show line
São Paulo
Brazil

Girl, about hoochie: Wait a second, Angelica — I wanna stare at this girl’s boobs.

São Paulo
Brazil

Guy, about Betty Boop: She’s like a pin-up with Down Syndrome.

Equipe High School
São Paulo
Brazil

Overheard by: laughing my ass off

Girl: Shit! I’ve been out of commission for, like, one week and there’s already three new gay words!

Casa dos Artistas Fashion Show
São Paulo
Brazil