Hot girl: It’s great to go out with new people. My friends and I are in a conversation slump — we realized that all our conversations ended up in stories about drugs or sex, so we said, ‘Let’s be normal, you know, and talk about women and football!’ So we ended up talking about all the transvestites we know and about synchronized swimming.
Bar 13
São Paulo
Brazil
Hobo: Look, the pope!
Man: Like I’m going to fall for that!
Hobo, minutes later: Look, Batman! [Man turns and looks.]
Week the pope is in town
São Paulo
Brazil
Woman to herself: I love the smell of the subway!
Passerby: You know it’s primarily piss, right?
Consolação subway
São Paulo
Brazil
Mom: So, how long are you going away with those people?
Daughter: The whole weekend. The whole fucking weekend with those morons!
Mom, reflecting: God… We’ll need to buy you a lot of booze.
São Paulo
Brazil
Little boy: I have the power of microbes! [Evil laugh.]
Liberdade
São Paulo
Brazil
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna have your babies.
Hot lesbo #2: I wanna eat your babies.
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna eat your hair.
Piola Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: touché
Fashionista: Why are you so late?
Queer in hat: I ran out of money and had to give the cabbie a blowjob to pay the fare.
Fashionista: Oh my god! Really?!
Queer in hat: No. I had a hair emergency… But wasn’t that a much better answer?
Ellus fashion show line
São Paulo
Brazil
Girl, about hoochie: Wait a second, Angelica — I wanna stare at this girl’s boobs.
São Paulo
Brazil
Guy, about Betty Boop: She’s like a pin-up with Down Syndrome.
Equipe High School
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: laughing my ass off
Girl: Shit! I’ve been out of commission for, like, one week and there’s already three new gay words!
Casa dos Artistas Fashion Show
São Paulo
Brazil
