Dude: I don’t believe in AIDS. I think STDs are just negative energy.
Corda Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
Dude: I don’t believe in AIDS. I think STDs are just negative energy.
Corda Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
Hot girl: You know why I don’t come here? Just so you can have an idea, last time I came here I lost my virginity!
Queer: Oh my god! That long ago? With who? In the bathroom?!
Hot girl: With some guy, randomly… We went to his friend’s apartment, and it was awful because I have this problem that… Okay, many, many people are listening in to our conversation… I think I want to change the subject. When did you dye your hair like that?
Milo’s Garage
São Paulo
Brazil
Chick: There comes an age when just kissing won’t do it anymore. I’m 22 and I want to be fucked!
Augusta Street
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: Laughing passerby
Old Jewish lady: … And what do you want to be when you grow up?
Six-year-old girl: A shampoo girl.
Four-year-old boy: A hooker!
Mother, smoking: I like it when they have low expectations about life.
São Paulo
Brazil
Girl: You should meet his dad! He's like Don Quixote in a Kafka story.
Guy: Who's father they were talking about…you know…but with a tv.
Sabiá bar, Vila Madalena
Sao Paulo, Brazil
Guy lying on girl’s stomach: Your bellybutton is probably the worst thing I’ve smelled this week.
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: what about last week?
Man: Can I bum a cigarette?
Beatnik girl: No, I need them all. The smoke fertilizes my brain, and I must get pregnant with ideas [blows smoke in his face].
São Paulo
Brazil
Drunk guy: That hurt so much — like accidentally stapling your tongue to the wall.
São Paulo
Brazil
Fag hag: So, I fell asleep when Jack* was stripping, and when I woke up Victor* was in pink stockings and doing something to my umbrella that I don’t even want to think about. I really have to start having more straight friends.
Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
