Horny girl: I’m scared! I don’t want to get turned on by a tampon! I don’t want to lose my virginity to a tampon… It’s just, like, vagina creeps me out so bad, like, I look for excuses not to touch it.
Friend: Yeah, vagina is gross. I avoid touching it.
Stauffer Library, Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: andrea
Chick: I can’t judge you for what you may or may not choose to stick up your vagina.
Windsor, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Karla
Loud preppy undergrad: So I said to him, ‘Either you sleep with me or you clean the sheets.’
Alexander’s Restaurant
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia
Singing teen: If you find yourself in a situation where you’re gonna have sex with a leopard, don’t, because it’s gross.
148 bus
Ottawa
Canadia
Toddler: Mommy, I want my boogers back!
Bus
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Loud girl: My vagina’s so damn talkative sometimes… I just wanna be like, ‘Shut up, coochie!’
Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The Vagina Whisperer
Hobo: I tried skateboarding once, but I fell down and had a baby… Can I have some money?
Granville SkyTrain station
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: chad
Taxi dispatcher to taxi driver: You don’t have to say, ‘Taxi 41 calling.’ I know you’re a taxi. You’re not the streetcar named Desire.
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Thanks for clearing that up
Student: She was more of a leisure crackhead than a street crackhead.
York University
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: there’s a difference?
Chick on cell: So there’s, like, a 10 percent chance I might get eaten by a cougar… if I do tell my boyfriend I fucked his brother.
Virgin Festival
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: T-T-T- Taylor
