Toddler: Mommy, I want my boogers back!
Bus
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Toddler: Mommy, I want my boogers back!
Bus
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Loud girl: My vagina’s so damn talkative sometimes… I just wanna be like, ‘Shut up, coochie!’
Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The Vagina Whisperer
Hobo: I tried skateboarding once, but I fell down and had a baby… Can I have some money?
Granville SkyTrain station
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: chad
Taxi dispatcher to taxi driver: You don’t have to say, ‘Taxi 41 calling.’ I know you’re a taxi. You’re not the streetcar named Desire.
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Thanks for clearing that up
Student: She was more of a leisure crackhead than a street crackhead.
York University
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: there’s a difference?
Chick on cell: So there’s, like, a 10 percent chance I might get eaten by a cougar… if I do tell my boyfriend I fucked his brother.
Virgin Festival
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: T-T-T- Taylor
Dude: It’s like… you know when you watch geek porn and it’s just uncomfortable?
Kitchener
Ontario
Canadia
First year girl: I wouldn’t let my mom kiss me goodnight if I had a vagina for a nose, anyways.
Queen’s University
Ontario
Canadia
Crazy, overweight French prof: Ma boîte est dans un endroit très triste.
Student: Your box is in a sad place?
Crazy, overweight french prof: Oui, but which box?
Student: (giggles)
Crazy, overweight French prof: Box is another word for office!
Simon Fraser University
Canadia
Overheard by: so that's what they're calling it these days
