Mini-Meanie, We'd Call Him

Freakishly tall chick: Could you imagine a primordial dwarf in my family? The kid would kill me as soon as they could wield a weapon of some kind, because I'd laugh at them so much.
Friend: Or he'd turn the hatred outwards, and be a serial killer. Oh man, could you imagine, a primordial dwarf serial killer?
Freakishly tall chick: That would be awesome.

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Posted on September 5, 2008
Colorado, Crimes, Default, Friends, Girls, Kids, Questions, Weirdness

Massah, I Sho Is Happy You Dink I's Ah Nice Negro

Redneck: I'm not racist or anything, I mean, this guy was a pretty nice nigger. He didn't even try to steal my money.

Adrian, Michigan

Posted on August 11, 2008
Compliments, Crimes, Default, Michigan, Race, Rednecks, Stupidity

You Know the Coolness Police Aren't Real, Right?

Chick: My sister has a 4.0 GPA, but that doesn't mean anything when you've got a criminal record.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Evy

Posted on August 8, 2008
Bragging, Chicks, Crimes, Default, Education, Illinois, Stupidity

Guess Which One’s from Jersey

Chick #1: The problem with buying a house seized by the police? Someone could have been murdered there.
Chick #2: That’s not a problem, that’s a bonus!

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on July 20, 2008
Chicks, Colorado, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Gripes, Questions, Weirdness

Crimes

Mini-Meanie, We'd Call Him

Massah, I Sho Is Happy You Dink I's Ah Nice Negro

You Know the Coolness Police Aren't Real, Right?

Guess Which One’s from Jersey