Man on cell: So now he thinks that I'm into her, and then she thinks that I'm a child molester…exactly.
Walnut Creek, California
Overheard by: Mod
Man on cell: So now he thinks that I'm into her, and then she thinks that I'm a child molester…exactly.
Walnut Creek, California
Overheard by: Mod
Loud woman to man: How many people have you killed? Between you and me.
Center City, Philadelphia
Overheard by: keeeeem
Suit on cell: That's why I love Alabama. It's really hard to get arrested for doing stupid stuff.
Fort Leavenworth, Kansas
Four-year old black boy, as security car passes: Run, mommy, run! The cops are coming!
Outside of Wal-Mart
Cortlandt, New York
