Girl: We need to go steal more diapers from Target.
Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas
One of three bros, ordering a cake: And could you make it say, “Sorry we stole your car”?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/473032303/a-bottle-of-grey-goose-will-work-so-much-better.html
Overheard by: cake fixes all problems.
Woman to coworker: You'd think if they were going to decapitate someone they wouldn't hide the evidence in their rear window.
West Lebanon, New Hampshire
Thug filling out employment application: Hey, when you say, ‘Have you ever been convicted of a felony?’ do you mean found guilty, or just sort of accused and arrested?
Wendy’s
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: maybe he shouldn’t use the plastic silverware…
Teenage ghetto boy: That'd be great, man, if everyone died … They'd be gone, and we could take all their cars!
Bus
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Claire
Crazy lady: Oh, no! Those teenagers did not just steal my outhouse!
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Aristide
Little girl pointing to City Hall: That's where we pick up daddy!
Mom: No, it's across the street at the jail.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/387165179/its-a-valuable-lesson.html
Overheard by: not good
Boy to girl: Rape is not a choice.
San Diego, California
