Woman getting into her car to guy in SUV: Wait, did I leave my underwear in your car?
Washington Township, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Woman getting into her car to guy in SUV: Wait, did I leave my underwear in your car?
Washington Township, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Girl to friend: Do you know what a didgeridoo is?
Friend: Ummm, no?
Girl: You're an idiot.
Drew University
Madison, New Jersey
Overheard by: Just trying to get some cereal
Underage girl: I don't close my legs. (more defiantly) I won't.
Norman Regional Hospital
Norman, Oklahoma
Possible transvestite: And I said, “Either you take a lie detector test at the American consulate or I'm packing my things and going!”
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Middle-aged matronly looking woman: Well, while we’re here I can get some of this stocking stuffer shit.
Walgreens
Chicago, Illinois
Guy: You know what’s actually really good? Cocoa Puffs and bacon!
Chick: (blank stare)
Guy: Once I had them both and I ate one bite of Cocoa Puffs and one bite of bacon and they mixed in my mouth and it was good!
Chick: You make me want to vomit.
Harris Teeter
Bristow, Virginia
Conductor: Welcome aboard the “yes we can” train!
Washington, DC
Group of little girls to window poster: Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana!
Exasperated father: Don’t kiss that!
Mall
San Diego, California
Little girl: Tomorrow will be so much funner!
Friend: “Funner” isn't a word, dummy!
Little girl: Yes it is! Funner is a word because I say so!
Friend: Why is it a word because you say so?
Little girl: Cause I'm god!
King of Prussia, Pennsyvania
Sorority girl, crying: I’ve been working so hard, and I don’t feel like I’m being rewarded for it.
Professor: What? What do you mean?
Sorority girl, still crying: I mean, if I work so hard, I’ll just die if I don’t get an A.
Professor, irritated: Well, it’s only four weeks into the semester. Why are you worried about your grade now? I don’t guarantee any grades! [Professor leaves.]Sorority girl, to friend: Damn. I should have saved the tears until at least midterm. Now I’ll actually have to do the work. Damn.
University of Nevada, Las Vegas
Nevada
