Girl #1: You’ve written “2007” instead of “2008” on your exam sheet.
Girl #2: Yeah, so? It was a better time, ok?
University of Guelph
Canadia
Girl #1: You’ve written “2007” instead of “2008” on your exam sheet.
Girl #2: Yeah, so? It was a better time, ok?
University of Guelph
Canadia
Professor, holding up bursary forms: And this one is for people who need financial assistance for family things, like day care.
Student: What do you have for people whose kids shop at Abercrombie and Hollister?
Professor: We send their children to North Korea, where they will be taught a real life lesson.
University of Toronto
Canadia
Lady shopper on cell: I was just told by a Mexican guy that I should eat more cheese, so I'll have a bigger ass.
Value Village
Bellingham, Washington
Teenage girl: God is in every queef.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Male student #1: I tried to turn in the assignment late, but she wouldn't take it.
Male student #2: Did you tell her you couldn't get off the toilet?
Male student #1: No.
Male student #2: Man, that's the best excuse ever. I've used that my entire time in college.
Nicholls State University
Thibodaux, Louisiana
Professor: So the idea of women getting foreplay before sex often ends up being a way…
Student (cutting her off): For him to get you just wet enough so he can stick it in.
Professor: Well, I was trying to think of a more polite way to say it, but…yes.
http://www.overheardatumbc.com
Big jock guy to jock friend, asking him to take his picture with statue of a little boy & girl: It's not gay. It's art!
Montreal
Canadia
80-year old linguistics professor: We used to call it "poon tang" back in the army. You are young, and will all go far, even with bacne and moobs. Pilf, you know, like a "pumpkin I'd like to fuck."
UnivSanta Barbara
Overheard by: Christina Laskorunsky
Waitress, explaining the concept of the ice bar: Our only other location is in Sydney, so we're very European…
Minus 5 Ice Bar
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: had to slip away quickly to laugh my ass off
Professor: Okay, so everyone get your papers out. If you don't have your papers here with you then you can just leave. (class mumbles in disgust) That's right, take the walk of shame. Like you just got laid at a frat party, take the walk of shame.
Miami University
Florida
