Europe

How Genocide Begins

Girl to another: I've never been to Malta, but you know who I think must be really weird? People from Malta.

Prague
Czech Republic

Posted on September 4, 2009
Europe, Geography, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, Weirdness

Propelled by Airbrush, Like a Playboy Bunny

American tourist to girlfriend: No, it's a special species of blue rabbit that can survive in space.
Girlfriend: Wow!

Kaaba Cafe
Prague
Czech Republic

Posted on August 26, 2009
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Couples, Europe, Science, Stupidity, Tourists

Why Norway Isn't Known for Its Music

Teacher: Let's all play a c.
(music class plays a horrible, off-key c)
Teacher: Without the instruments, then.

High School
Oslo
Norway

Overheard by: Jorunn

Posted on April 20, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Europe, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Ivan the Terrible Eventually Did a Barbara Walters Interview, to Clear Things Up

Girl #1: He's massive?
Girl #2: Yeah, I heard he impaled someone!
Girl #1: I just meant he's tall.

Vienna
Austria

Posted on January 9, 2009
Default, Europe, Girls, Gossip, Language barrier, Questions

I've Now Been Hired As a Paper Shredder

Drunk bride: One time, I broke my dildo into two pieces. With my…you know. (other girls look at her in disbelief) What? I was horny!

Bridal Shower
Norway

Overheard by: Hege

Posted on October 21, 2008
Default, Drunks, Europe, Girls, Sexuality, Toys, Weirdness