Kept Gagging Into My Wide-open Mouth

Guy: So Jeff's cousin came out.
Girl: I knew he was gay! He's like, the only guy I didn't make out with on New Year's.
Guy: You totally made out with him!
Girl: Yeah, but he wasn't into it.

Ramat Aviv
Israel

Posted on July 21, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Europe, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Holidays, Sexuality

Or Between a Comfy Bed and a Public Bathroom

20-something foreigner: The Democrats and Republicans… It's like the difference between safe sex and unsafe sex.

Taverna
Athens
Greece

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on July 6, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Europe, Foreigners, Politics, Sex

Or the Pope's Been Using That “Sugar N' Spice” Bodywash Again

Tour guide: Now go up the stairs and take a left at the top. (pause) Wait, do I smell cookies? I smell cookies!

Vatican Museum
Vatican City

Overheard by: Face

Posted on June 24, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Europe, Food, Questions, Tourist attractions

Note to Self: Proofread Bucket List

Hopeful tourist to hotel employee: We came to see kangaroos in their natural habitat, which way is the outback?

Hotel Front Desk
Vienna
Austria

Overheard by: flamingriver

Posted on June 6, 2011
Animals, Europe, Geography, Questions, Tourists

Oooh, Could He Be the Swedish Chef?

Girl to guy: Okay, okay. You can play the waitress, and I'll play the creepy chef who's always trying to rape the waitresses.

Oslo
Norway

Posted on March 30, 2011
Europe, Girls, Offers and requests, Sex, Weirdness

Another Conflict in Which the Swiss Happily Remain Neutral

Overweight redhead Southern lady #1, looking through Switzerland t-shirts: Y'all, Ginger… I think this size is a li'l too small…
Overweight redhead Southern lady #2: Naw, I think that looks 'bout right.
Random lady: I thought we went on vacation to get away from the Southerners, not go find some more…

Lucerne
Switzerland

Overheard by: marisawin

Posted on August 30, 2010
Clothes, Clothing, Comebacks, Diet & weight, Europe, Fat people, Strangers, Tourists

Never Drink With Master Debaters, Dear Reader

Guy among friends: This conversation is too logical for me.

Bar
Norway

Posted on May 19, 2010
Bars & Clubs, Europe, Friends, Guys, Science, Stupidity

And I Enjoy Mocking Your Working-Class Accents

Student, after teacher announced students would take turns to read: Erm, excuse me… Why can't we read quietly for ourselves?
Teacher, with mock shock: Because… We're here together! This is a room full of communion and harmony!

University of Zurich
Switzerland

Overheard by: Stephie