Germany

Theme Parks Are Quite Different in Europe

Loud, fat american teen: I have to take the biggest leak ever. Pause. And then I want to check out those hedgehogs.

Market in Freiburg, Germany

Posted on September 21, 2015
Animals, Default, Etiquette, Fat people, Germany, Pee, Stores, Teens, Tourists, Wishes

What Did People Do at Work Without Solitaire?

Random girl on date: Sometimes I wonder what life was like before playing cards?

Stuttgart
Germany

Posted on August 19, 2015
Default, Feelings, Games, Germany, Girls, Philosophy, Questions

It's the Short Feet, Isn't It?

Guy to another: Hey, I don't want no trouble. How about you look for a new circus, and I am gonna look for a new clown?

Frankfurt
Germany

Overheard by: Alex Wipf

Posted on July 20, 2010
Germany, Guys, Questions, Wishes

A Window Into Their Relationship

Loud girl to boy: Sorry, I didn't listen… You know, I just stared out of the window and for a second thought, “wait a minute, I know that person”–only to realize it was my reflection! Does that happen to you sometimes?

Hamburg
Germany

Overheard by: Staring at my own reflection in disbelief

Posted on January 25, 2010
Compare and contrast, Germany, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sensory experiences, Stupidity

Like “Dragon” or “Compassionate Conservative”

20-something American guy: Hermaphrodites are real?
20-something American girl: Well, what did you think they were?
20-something American guy: I thought they were a made-up word, like “unicorn” or something.

Bar
Munich
Germany

Posted on October 4, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Foreigners, Germany, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Stupidity, Words

It Takes a Real Man to Wear Strawberry Shortcake Garments, Sir.

Scenester: I hate my life!
Random passer-by: You have cool socks, though.

Munich, Germany

Posted on May 2, 2009
Clothes, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Germany, Teens